What is love?
What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?
Is it not the sweetest flower?
Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?
Does not the wind love the dirt?
Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?
Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself.
Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy.
Whip out everything you got...
and do it in the butt.
BRINGING DIRT TO A LOWER LEVEL
About Me
- Dirty Lou
- Born from fire and brimstone into a world unfit for a sexy mother fucker like me. As a baby, i was dropped on my head numerous times to expel my deamons, but alas... it did not work. I've carved a path of blood, sex and tears leaving only broken hearts and bleeding asses in my wake... and the occasional broken arm. I'm a deadly sexy man who's only objective in life is to stab as many bitches with my meat fork as possible.
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5 comments:
Hey dickweed, the last time i checked, diamonds don't smell.
are you not illiterate?
baby don't hurt me...baby don't hurt me...don't hurt my anis no more!
We wanna hear about some of your dirty adventures already.
Tell us about the fucked up things you do man.
What happened to Dirty Lou this past weekend? Whats his plans for this coming weekend?
Probably has something to do with a donkey, lots of lube and a midget. Lou invented the donkey show, and you don't have to go to TJ to enjoy it.
PS, Lou, you should try dogfishing some time. i hear its fun in the Northeast.
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