Hahahah! LOL! Touche'! I have to give credit where credit is due and you reamed me a new one! (No pun inteneded) I should have known better to take on a mouth like yours! I am no verbal competition and accept defeat!

But your response was hot, so when and where and you going to teach me a thing or two? Me and my sistas can't wait to see what we can really do with your 'action figure' and cd collection..... The human body is an amazingly adaptable vessel, is it not?

Or again, are you full of shit? Put up or shut up Dirty!

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My dearest Anonymous,

sounds like you're falling in love with me. Don't worry, its not unusual for a slave to fall for her capturer. It's called the Stockholm Syndrome... look that shit up.

While I have yet to physically make you my love slave, I have completely overtaken you with my super-sexy language and red hot pictures of myself with various prostitutes and low-lifes.

The physical domination will occur this Friday night at The Blue Anchor (from 6-9 pm)

There, I'll take you into my arms, gently caress your face and slowly insert my car keys into your ass while I remove any cash and breath-mints from your purse.

Can't wait to see you. Bring ya sistas. I need a harem of whores to drop my sexiness on.

Love your master,

Dirty Lou