Oh yes, The Cleveland Steamer, one of the sexiest, dirtiest moves in the bedroom. There's nothing like taking a steeming pile on the chest. If you're like me, dear reader, you do NOT
have some odd "fetish"... ...
The desire for Cleveland Steemers runs deep. In fact, a recent study from Quinnipiac College shows that nearly 13% of men polled would try it, 9% have wanted to try and a hearty 5.5% have done it at least once.
This may not sound like a lot, but consider this: of women polled, a full 34% have entertained the idea with 12% having tried it.
have some odd "fetish"... ...
The desire for Cleveland Steemers runs deep. In fact, a recent study from Quinnipiac College shows that nearly 13% of men polled would try it, 9% have wanted to try and a hearty 5.5% have done it at least once.
This may not sound like a lot, but consider this: of women polled, a full 34% have entertained the idea with 12% having tried it.
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Now, you don't have to be a professor, like myself, to understand that there's plenty of dirty little whores out there that would love to plop a nice, hot load of shit on your chest.
So finding a willing participant is not that hard. However, getting your current lucky lady (and be sure to constantly remind her just how lucky she is to be with you) to assist your cravings may be a bit tricky.
I suggest you first start off with some chocolate syrup. Have her squeeze out a bottle of Bosco on your chest. This will get her used to the color and texture. But do not let any get in your or her mouth.
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You want to avoid eating it at all costs. This will only hurt your chances of getting the "real thing" as her mind will connect more with the flavor of the chocoloate than with the passionate act of the Steemer, followed by the dirty hand job.
After a few sessions of chocolate, try moving into something a little less appealing to the palate. I suggest using mashed sweet potatoe with a shit load of salt and pepper. So much of it that if you taste it, you'll gag. Doing this will train her mind to the act of the steemer, rather than to the actual substance used. She'll no longer even think of eating it.
From there, try using brownie mix with a good amount of fart spray added (available at any local gag shop). This will allow her brain, which is now trained on the visual act (having been turned off to the possibility of eating it), to become familiar with the smell as well. over time, she'll no longer even notice the stink.
A few more rounds of this, my dear reader, and you'll be in full Cleveland Steamer bliss.
Now, you don't have to be a professor, like myself, to understand that there's plenty of dirty little whores out there that would love to plop a nice, hot load of shit on your chest.
So finding a willing participant is not that hard. However, getting your current lucky lady (and be sure to constantly remind her just how lucky she is to be with you) to assist your cravings may be a bit tricky.
I suggest you first start off with some chocolate syrup. Have her squeeze out a bottle of Bosco on your chest. This will get her used to the color and texture. But do not let any get in your or her mouth.
.
You want to avoid eating it at all costs. This will only hurt your chances of getting the "real thing" as her mind will connect more with the flavor of the chocoloate than with the passionate act of the Steemer, followed by the dirty hand job.
After a few sessions of chocolate, try moving into something a little less appealing to the palate. I suggest using mashed sweet potatoe with a shit load of salt and pepper. So much of it that if you taste it, you'll gag. Doing this will train her mind to the act of the steemer, rather than to the actual substance used. She'll no longer even think of eating it.
From there, try using brownie mix with a good amount of fart spray added (available at any local gag shop). This will allow her brain, which is now trained on the visual act (having been turned off to the possibility of eating it), to become familiar with the smell as well. over time, she'll no longer even notice the stink.
A few more rounds of this, my dear reader, and you'll be in full Cleveland Steamer bliss.
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Love and honor -- Dirty Lou
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Love and honor -- Dirty Lou
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