Me and all my sistas love for our fellas to come in the back door, so to speak! A true playa would know this.
So 'Dirty' I am afraid I have to ask what your credentials are relating to women.
--Anonymous
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*****************************Dear anonymous,
Let me fill that loud pie hole of yours with some genuine, grade A premium, beef... with a side of horseradish sauce. You're dumb.
Of course most whores love it in the ass. I've stuck everything from jellybeans to old nintendo cartriges up the rear ends of numerous anonymous whores i've met on the city bus alone.
I once put nearly my entire CD collection (cases included) up the rectum of a little lady I met at a PTA meeting.
So if its credentials you want, i'll be happy to show you a thing or 2.
I have my old GI Joe collection that hasn't gone spelunking in nearly 10 years... I've been saving them for a special moment just like this (My COBRA figures are used often).
Once you've got Sgt. Slaughter, Snake Eyes and Ace ascending your colon, you'll be calling me Daddy.
If you need more "proof" of my sexual prowess, I can show you my University of Phoenix online diploma in office management, while i skull fuck you and your "sistas" senseless.
I look forward to hearing you scream "Go Joe!"
best wishes,
Dirty Lou
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Okay, I have been reading your blog trying to find out what men really want. I have suspected you didn't really know a thing about women and now I KNOW you don't. Me and all my sistas love for our fellas to come in the back door, so to speak!
A true playa would know this.
(That is if he really has applicable experiences with the opposite sex.)
So 'Dirty' I am afraid I have to ask what your credentials are relating to women. Do you really know enough to educate poor sensless bastards around the world, or are you just full of shit?
Would you consider a he said /she said version of any given topic?
Dear anonymous,
Let me fill that loud pie hole of yours with some genuine, grade A premium, beef... with a side of horseradish sauce. You're dumb.
Of course most whores love it in the ass. I've stuck everything from jellybeans to old nintendo cartriges up the rear ends of numerous anonymous whores i've met on the city bus alone.
I once put nearly my entire CD collection (cases included) up the rectum of a little lady I met at a PTA meeting.
So if its credentials you want, i'll be happy to show you a thing or 2.
I have my old GI Joe collection that hasn't gone spelunking in nearly 10 years I've been saving them for a special moment just like this (My COBRA figures are used often).
Once you've got Sgt. Slaughter, Snake Eyes and Ace ascending your colon, you'll be calling me Daddy.
And no, you don't get to blog here moron. Feel free to comment all you like (perhaps you can grow some tits and use a name).
I look forward to hearing you scream "Go Joe!"
best wishes,
Dirty Lou
Hahahah! LOL! Touche'! I have to give credit where credit is due and you reamed me a new one! (No pun inteneded) I should have known better to take on a mouth like yours! I am no verbal competition and accept defeat!
But your response was hot, so when and where and you going to teach me a thing or two? Me and my sistas can't wait to see what we can really do with your 'action figure' and cd collection..... The human body is an amazingly adaptable vessel, is it not? Or again, are you full of shit? Put up or shut up Dirty!
Anonymous,
sounds like you're falling in love with me. Don't worry, its not unusual for a slave to fall for her capturer. It's called the Stockholm Syndrome... look that shit up.
While I have yet to physically make you my love slave, I have completely overtaken you with my super-sexy language and red hot pictures of myself with various prostitutes and low-lifes.
The physical domination will occur this Friday night at The Blue Anchor (from 6-9 pm)
There, I'll take you into my arms, gently caress your face and slowly insert my car keys into your ass while I remove any cash from your purse.
Can't wait to see you. Bring ya sistas. I need a harem of whores to drop my sexiness on.
Love your master,
Dirty Lou
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