Fuck Campbells. Who needs another can of tomato soup when you can get your fill of COCK SOUP!
Bitches need to be eating more cock. Apparently women in this country are suffering from a cock difficiency. The lack of cock is dropping the average life expectancy of our nations most cherished citizens, young impressionable women.
Now, for the good of America, i'm offering you pretty ladies out there a good shot of vitamin Lou. Sure, you can eat a pouch of ordinary cock soup once a week, but you're not getting the full nutritional value of MY own brand of succulent, high fiber, vitamin B12 enriched rooster meat. Now available in South Florida.
Bitches need to be eating more cock. Apparently women in this country are suffering from a cock difficiency. The lack of cock is dropping the average life expectancy of our nations most cherished citizens, young impressionable women.
Now, for the good of America, i'm offering you pretty ladies out there a good shot of vitamin Lou. Sure, you can eat a pouch of ordinary cock soup once a week, but you're not getting the full nutritional value of MY own brand of succulent, high fiber, vitamin B12 enriched rooster meat. Now available in South Florida.
5 comments:
Nuthin better than a little cock soup.
I've tried that shit, believe it or not. and its not too bad. you just have to close your eyes when he starts to moan. tastes like salty chicken
Dear Dirty Lou,
Who knew they sold that the grocery store! I’ve got to admit that ever since I switched teams, I can’t help but miss the taste of cock just a little bit. I’ll have to check it out since my girlfriend would kill me if I ever indulged and I’d hate to lose that sweet ass of hers. It probably won’t taste as good as the real thing but it will have to suffice! Unless of course you can lend some advice on how to convince her that a FMF ménage à trios is really an art form (she does love her art) and not an adulterous act!
Hey Dolphin,
If you want some cock, just get some. If your immature girlfriend cant handle it, try fucking 2 guys at once. If she loves you (and remember kiddies, its all about YOU), she'll join in.
I'll be available for personal sessions with the 2 of you if necessary. I can introduce her to my orchestral rhythm stick under the guise of "relationship therapy"
We'll call it a course on love with Professor Dirty.
I'll be announcing an appearance in South Florida sometime tomorrow. I'll be insulting women and calling pussy ass guys out on Friday night... place: to be announced tomorrow.
If you're in the area, I can hand you my syllabus and we can begin course work immediately.
In the mean time, strap one on and make your little fuzz poodle girlfriend call YOU Dirty Lou.
As far as art goes, i'll be happy to paint a map of hawaii on both your faces.
Hugs and Kisses,
Dirty Lou
is this for real? i mean, seriously.
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