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Please help me Dirty,
I’ve been dating this girl for two months and the sex is good. However to date I’ve only been able to sample two of her holes. I’m eager to get it in her pooper. Please help.
– Pepe
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Dear Pepe,
Unfortunately, your girlfriend just doesn’t know how good fucking her in the ass will make YOU feel. ...And it’s all about you.
Let her know, that if you need to, you can just get a prostitute for $150 so you can fuck her in the ass.
Be sure to tell her you're not even thinking of wearing a rubber since you can’t get a hooker pregnant by checking her oil.
At this point, she'll be so scared to lose you that she'll definitely let you poke her donut hole... because she loves you, and she needs you in her life.
If you need, I'd be glad to hook you up with somebody who does care about how YOU feel. Her name is Steve (pictured above) and she charges $150.
For that price, you can pretty much do anything you want to her. For some reason though, she won't do straight sex, the only available holes are her face and ass. She says she doesnt like the way her "vagina" looks. But regardless, she's smoking hot!
Whoever said money can't buy love is a complete idiot.
With Love and Honor,
Dirty Lou
Please help me Dirty,
I’ve been dating this girl for two months and the sex is good. However to date I’ve only been able to sample two of her holes. I’m eager to get it in her pooper. Please help.
– Pepe
***********************************************************
Dear Pepe,
Unfortunately, your girlfriend just doesn’t know how good fucking her in the ass will make YOU feel. ...And it’s all about you.
Let her know, that if you need to, you can just get a prostitute for $150 so you can fuck her in the ass.
Be sure to tell her you're not even thinking of wearing a rubber since you can’t get a hooker pregnant by checking her oil.
At this point, she'll be so scared to lose you that she'll definitely let you poke her donut hole... because she loves you, and she needs you in her life.
If you need, I'd be glad to hook you up with somebody who does care about how YOU feel. Her name is Steve (pictured above) and she charges $150.
For that price, you can pretty much do anything you want to her. For some reason though, she won't do straight sex, the only available holes are her face and ass. She says she doesnt like the way her "vagina" looks. But regardless, she's smoking hot!
Whoever said money can't buy love is a complete idiot.
With Love and Honor,
Dirty Lou
1 comment:
Something sounds a bit off about this Steve character and what's more, I’ve heard her ass smells like Red Bull, beer brats and onions! OK if you want to eat it but not something you should stick your meat fork into. Perhaps Pepe should try offering his girl the $150 instead and see what happens, she might be a little more willing once she sees the cash!
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