BRINGING DIRT TO A LOWER LEVEL
About Me
- Dirty Lou
- Born from fire and brimstone into a world unfit for a sexy mother fucker like me. As a baby, i was dropped on my head numerous times to expel my deamons, but alas... it did not work. I've carved a path of blood, sex and tears leaving only broken hearts and bleeding asses in my wake... and the occasional broken arm. I'm a deadly sexy man who's only objective in life is to stab as many bitches with my meat fork as possible.
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17 comments:
The first time I laid eyes on Lou, he was at a truckstop on I95 just outside of Orlando. He said he was a "service man" but I had no idea the true meaning of his job and later found out what a "glory hole" really is..
Dirty Lou truly has a lot to offer to this world. I cant wait to read his posts. he's locally famous for his exploits, now he's going international baby!
Will I catch an STD from reading this blog?
Since Dirty Lou has every STD known to man, they cancel eachother out... he's kinda clean. but your computer may catch the clap.
I once meet a man by that name, he was drunken, naked, angry and yes very dirty. Remember me Lou? I delivered a pizza to you and your boy toy, Fisting Frank’s house and you answered the door naked!? I’ll never forget it, I thought you were going to rape me, turns out just you thought I was a 10 year old tricker treater
Hey Dirty, ever beat the shit out of your own house with a baseball bat? I heard rumors
START POSTING ALREADY DAMMIT. I'M OOZING WITH ANTICIPATION. DIRTY LOU RIDES AGAIN!
If you were to make a meal of my tube-steak would you put it in between your buns or stab it with your meat fork?
I'd like to hear about the legendary Polish Ham.
Lou,
I know a place where you can get some high quality robes so you can live the rest of you life, somewhat relaxed. It's flu season, stay inside.
OhMyGod! I think I know this dude! Have you been known to wear a gold velvet jumpsuit? Have you ever jumped into the intra coastal to save a small child at 4:30 a.m.while drunk? Do you answer the door stark naked at 7:00 A.M.? Do you say 'kiddo' alot? If so, you have got to be the Lou Lou that we all know and TRY to love anyway!
Dear Lou,
Will you be my JO bud?http://www.bigblackcar.com/images/JOAd.gif
Dear Anonymous,
first off, you kick ass. nice job on that ad. while i won't be your jerk off buddy, i'm sure you'll find some kind, young impressionable moron to carefully part the rolls on your belly to expose your poor excuse for a baby cock. maybe, just maybe you'll find yourself that JO bud your so desperately seeking. but please, keep looking, you havent found him here.
Rock on anonymous... stay Dirty
--Dirty Lou
Lou, I have a question for you, being you are such a dirty motherfucker.
At my place of work, there is a fruity little mexican/Rican hockey player who is constantly hitting on me.
I know he's gay because he plays hockey- enough said, right?
Anyway, what can I do so he gets the message "go fuck yourself, you Mexi-Canadian?"
Dear Tim,
I feel your pain. I also work with a fence hopper who plays hockey. I suggest you try fucking his sister, mom or aunt... unless of course they're still counting beans in mexico. In this case, try downloading a bunch of nasty shit onto his computer (or lawnmower) and alert the bossman to his gnarly ways. Or you can just drive him to the nearest INS building and drop him off at the curb.
best wishes and dirty kisses,
--Dirty Lou
You Dirty Dirty Motherfucker,
Thank you so much for the assistance in this matter. I will finally get the courage to go and tea-bag his sister and fuck his mother till she can't walk.
I don't know what I would do without your advice.
Thanks you filthy bastard.
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