Girls do shots... A Sexy Mother Fucker Like
Myself does 7 so-co and lime shots in a row.
Myself does 7 so-co and lime shots in a row.
Now Go Fuck Yourself!
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- Dirty Lou
- Born from fire and brimstone into a world unfit for a sexy mother fucker like me. As a baby, i was dropped on my head numerous times to expel my deamons, but alas... it did not work. I've carved a path of blood, sex and tears leaving only broken hearts and bleeding asses in my wake... and the occasional broken arm. I'm a deadly sexy man who's only objective in life is to stab as many bitches with my meat fork as possible.
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3 comments:
Nice man. so-co and lime rocks bro. where you gonna be friday?
I heard SoCo and lime makes a cock shrink up like a scared turtle. Any truth to that old dirty wise one? (Say it ain't so!)
If you were wondering where the infamous Dirty Lou spews his lust at unsuspecting bitches here is couple of the hot spots.
The WANKER, also known as the Blue Anchor. Here you can find Dirty outside sippin rum and diet coke (yes with his pinky out) and smoking HEATERS. B/c of the set up, any bitch that walks though those doors will more than likely get some “game” thrown at them, or at least a witty insult like “I’d fuck that” or “I fucked him- OOHH”. It’s a great spot for cheap drinks and raunchy comments about long walks on the beach after anal, screaming seagulls, the Miami Dolphins and of course being raped by a monkey- true story.
You can also find him at a place we like to call HOMOCANES, a bar that mysteriously rhymes with hurricanes. Here they have the best deal in town- 2-1…buy one drink and get charged for two. They also have a Friday HH where anyone in the bar can get a drink and then they will randomly pick one customers and put it on their tab! Great deal for everyone involved, unless it’s your tab. With an experienced bartender that Dirty affectionately calls his “boy toy” you can not only see Dirty do karaoke to “its raining men” but you can also get ass raped by the bartender, another 2-1special.
“The best nights are the ones you can’t remember, all you know is you’re walking funny the next morning shitting condoms” -- Dirty
Affectionately yours and mine
-- Phantom
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