Dear Dirty Lou,
I'm writing to tell you about a sexual fantasy that I have... It's kind of weird man... And it freaks my girlfriend out. She won't help me realize it and that really sucks. Can you help me persuade her to indulge me?
Here's what it is... I'm double-penetrating her with an old asian dude with a long grey fu-manchu mustache. Me and him both orgasm at the same time and give a hi-five.
Maybe I've watched too many kung-fu movies or something... But, that's it. What do you think? How can I get her to get down with the dojo master dirty three-way?
Signed
Karate Kid
**************
Dear Kid,
That's fucked up man... Not the DP, or the old Chinese dude... But a fucking hi-five?! Are you kidding me!? What are we in 19-fucking-89? No one with any sense of style does that shit anymore.
When you grow some balls and drag that bitch into the bedroom with you and Mr. Miagi. After you cover her in man-mayo, you guys need to pound fists with some snaps or sum shit West Pompano style... you nasty fuckin freak!!
Love,
Dirty Lou
I'm writing to tell you about a sexual fantasy that I have... It's kind of weird man... And it freaks my girlfriend out. She won't help me realize it and that really sucks. Can you help me persuade her to indulge me?
Here's what it is... I'm double-penetrating her with an old asian dude with a long grey fu-manchu mustache. Me and him both orgasm at the same time and give a hi-five.
Maybe I've watched too many kung-fu movies or something... But, that's it. What do you think? How can I get her to get down with the dojo master dirty three-way?
Signed
Karate Kid
**************
Dear Kid,
That's fucked up man... Not the DP, or the old Chinese dude... But a fucking hi-five?! Are you kidding me!? What are we in 19-fucking-89? No one with any sense of style does that shit anymore.
When you grow some balls and drag that bitch into the bedroom with you and Mr. Miagi. After you cover her in man-mayo, you guys need to pound fists with some snaps or sum shit West Pompano style... you nasty fuckin freak!!
Love,
Dirty Lou
1 comment:
to Karate Kid,
Quit being such a pussie and just fuck the kung fu master. you're girl will get jealous and probablly join in with some roundhouse cock kicks anyhow. also, have you tried booze? that usually works
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