Who knew they sold that (cock soup) the grocery store! I’ve got to admit that ever since I switched teams, I can’t help but miss the taste of cock just a little bit. I’ll have to check it out since my girlfriend would kill me if I ever indulged and I’d hate to lose that sweet ass of hers.
It probably won’t taste as good as the real thing but it will have to suffice! Unless of course you can lend some advice on how to convince her that a FMF ménage à trios is really an art form (she does love her art) and not an adulterous act!
-- Dolphin Safe
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Dearest Dolphin,
If you want some cock, just get some. If your immature girlfriend cant handle it, try fucking 2
guys at once. If she loves you (and remember kiddies, its all about YOU), she'll join in. I'll be available for personal sessions with the 2 of you if necessary.
I can introduce her to my orchestral rhythm stick under the guise of "relationship therapy" We'll call it Three'soms 101, with Professor Dirty.
I'll be announcing an appearance in South Florida sometime tomorrow. I'll be insulting women and calling pussy ass guys out on Friday night...
place: to be announced tomorrow.
If you're in the area, I can hand you my syllabus and we can begin course work immediately.
In the mean time, strap one on and make your little fuzzy poodle girlfriend call YOU Dirty Lou. As far as art goes, i'll be happy to paint a map of Hawaii on both your faces while you call me daddy.
Hugs and Kisses,
Dirty Lou
3 comments:
you're an asshole. i feel ashamed to even comment on this. my stupid boyfriend sent me this link and now i see that he's an asshole too. you should be ashamed of yourlsef you loser. get a life
Yo Dirty, check out this ho possin with tha floater: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/maggiereed2005/turd.jpg?t=1204053155
Wow Dirty Lou....look at you in that pic, never knew you cleaned up so well!!
PS - The girlfriend isn't really a fan of Hawaii...maybe we could go for a map of Fiji instead? I'm going to have to work on using your method to convince her....in the meantime I'm gonna swing by the Pleasure Palace and find a niiiiiice strap-on, maybe if it's dark I might be able to slip it in without her even noticing...'gonna have to give it a whirl! Thanks Dirty Lou!
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