Dearst Dirty,
Look man, there are these two college girls. One is a fuck-of-a-lot hotter than the other. I think I've got a shot with the hot one. But the ugly one, who's not that ugly... a 6, I can bang fer sure... low hanging fruit. And it might be real good, she could be a real fuggin freak.
Look man, there are these two college girls. One is a fuck-of-a-lot hotter than the other. I think I've got a shot with the hot one. But the ugly one, who's not that ugly... a 6, I can bang fer sure... low hanging fruit. And it might be real good, she could be a real fuggin freak.
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But if I do bang her it's almost sure to fuck it up with the hot one... she's no slut and not down with fucking all her friends kinda shit...I dunno what to do man. WWDLD??
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Dirty Lou said...
Dear Playerb, aaah!
One of mans great dilemmas... The hot chick, or the easy chick. There have been volumes written on this very topic, and those volumes are all wrong!
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Dirty Lou said...
Dear Playerb, aaah!
One of mans great dilemmas... The hot chick, or the easy chick. There have been volumes written on this very topic, and those volumes are all wrong!
lets state the facts first: Super Hot chicks are rarely awesome in bed. That is, of course, unless their daddy was never around, they are strippers (refer to reason 1) or they were molested as children (refer to reason 2).
In that case, they can be retarded crazy in the sack. But generally speaking, those of the super hot category dont feel the need to show their value in bed, as they are coveted by many. They have no need to learn how to keep a guy happy, since they've got their pick of retards waiting in line.
Nonetheless, you definantly want to show a nice piece of ass off to your buddies, and fuck her face as often as possible. Mid level girls, like your #6 (she's really a 4 right?), have a lot more to prove. To make up for a lack of "looks", these girls are usually far more willing to please YOU in bed... to keep YOU happy... to keep YOU around. This includes everything from anal to our beloved Cleveland Steemer.
Studies have shown (my own studies) that mid level bitches are far easier to lay the pipe on than a republican at an Antifa rally.
Now, to your dilemma.Start fucking the #6 chick. and give her ZERO respect. continue to fuck her for about 3 weeks (when YOU feel like it, never go when she calls and never call her unless its to fuck). Be a complete asshole, its absolutely necessary for what i'm about to say. A couple weeks of this disrespect will allow you to overtly flirt with other chicks. While she'll get mad at you, you'll still fuck her just fine... because she needs you (unlike the super hot chick).
Once you bring her to the point of hating you, while still fucking you, you can move on to your super hot chick and work on her. The #6 will be happy at this point to just have a taste of you.
Let her know its casual and you're also into other women (on another note: doing this will give you the chance to invite another slug into the sack with the both of you).
Make your move on the super hot girl.,, and be obvious. Women hate pussies.
You'll have both the super hot "dead fish" to show off to your buddies, and fuck in the face and you'll have the crazy blumpkin loving ugly chick for wild sex.
In that case, they can be retarded crazy in the sack. But generally speaking, those of the super hot category dont feel the need to show their value in bed, as they are coveted by many. They have no need to learn how to keep a guy happy, since they've got their pick of retards waiting in line.
Nonetheless, you definantly want to show a nice piece of ass off to your buddies, and fuck her face as often as possible. Mid level girls, like your #6 (she's really a 4 right?), have a lot more to prove. To make up for a lack of "looks", these girls are usually far more willing to please YOU in bed... to keep YOU happy... to keep YOU around. This includes everything from anal to our beloved Cleveland Steemer.
Studies have shown (my own studies) that mid level bitches are far easier to lay the pipe on than a republican at an Antifa rally.
Now, to your dilemma.Start fucking the #6 chick. and give her ZERO respect. continue to fuck her for about 3 weeks (when YOU feel like it, never go when she calls and never call her unless its to fuck). Be a complete asshole, its absolutely necessary for what i'm about to say. A couple weeks of this disrespect will allow you to overtly flirt with other chicks. While she'll get mad at you, you'll still fuck her just fine... because she needs you (unlike the super hot chick).
Once you bring her to the point of hating you, while still fucking you, you can move on to your super hot chick and work on her. The #6 will be happy at this point to just have a taste of you.
Let her know its casual and you're also into other women (on another note: doing this will give you the chance to invite another slug into the sack with the both of you).
Make your move on the super hot girl.,, and be obvious. Women hate pussies.
You'll have both the super hot "dead fish" to show off to your buddies, and fuck in the face and you'll have the crazy blumpkin loving ugly chick for wild sex.
Love,
Dirty Lou
Dirty Lou
2 comments:
Hey, the one with the beard is the super hot chick right?
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